Showing posts with label Bad Manners. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Manners. Show all posts

Monday, May 19, 2008

Hurts So Good: Academic Bookstores

The academic bookstore: Never to buy—online and used is of course the way to go—but for wandering and wallowing when in need of bibliographic inspiration and a setting less grave but nearly as abundant as the stacks. Unfortunately, these oases must be shared with the people who actually run the places—invariably insane seventh-year graduate students who might pen something like this. The worst offender would have to be Columbia's Book Culture (formerly Labyrinth), where the sneer I received several years ago when buying Writing and Difference from the clerk has left a remarkably vivid psychic etch. True, blank stares from the clerks at popular bookstores are infuriating: I'll admit to a bit of blood boiling when, in Mumbai, I was trying vainly to locate a copy of Écrits, but before I could utter past the 'La' the request had been eagerly filled in by the clerk as '...nce Armstrong!' But at what price must we suffer those who commit what is, of course, the worst sin of all—seriousness?

Meanwhile, a dispatch from the front lines in Berkeley (italics mine):

Hi Henry,
I spent a pleasant 20 minutes in the Berkeley UC bookstore browsing the shelves and noted the many structuralists titles and Frenchmen with whom i have become so intimately familiar over the past years of intense proximity (I have several critical texts in storage) but ended up buying two books on Buddhism and another one on Piracy under Elizabeth I. She was quite the Pirate Queen you know. Just ask the Spanish. There is however little i need add to my knowledge of the Structuralists who have done so much undermine and indeed subvert my comfortable Logical Positivism and Wittgensteinian Ordinary Language background. I did however purchase Leo Strauss' book Tyranny which I have been meaning to read for years. "Are these all for you" inquired impudent coed at the counter. My answer was unmemorable and need not be repeated but it is a wonder anyone reads anything any more.
Hope all is well with you.
Love,
Dad

Snort.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Ghostly Lolita: Leibovitz Returns

Buried under the criticism—mostly from the subject and the Middle American parents of her constituency—surrounding the Annie Leibovitz Vanity Fair shots of Miley Cyrus are the following: (1) It's Leibovitz's best work in a long while. The photographer has been losing the war against quality control for the better part of a decade: Consider that appalling, pre-Raphaelite-nightmare of a series of celebrities-cum-Disney characters she's been doing. (Leibovitz managed to bring even further into relief David Beckham's perennial unsexiness.) (2) The photos are marvelous gothic chic—those smeared reddish lips, the contrast in which her darkened hair and lightened skin are awash, particularly as against that sheet—and actually work with Leibovitz's obsession with the color green. (3) They take a teen star who is neither particularly attractive nor particularly interesting and succeed in making her appear to be a bit of both. (4) The star's protestations and the coverage of the photos have relied upon the trope of the dominating Lesbian sophisticate de-flowering an innocent. (5) How can we but be pleased?

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Upper West Side Collection Devices

An impossibly smart matron—who, now that I write about it, may just be precisely Koons's audience—wrote this to me concerning the world's best-selling extant artist:

'To me, Jeff Koons is as good a self-promoter as Andy Warhol and as shallow an artist. What do you think people see in their so-called art?

Are they hoping for a contact cool?'

The oldest story at Sotheby's. And yet: Who doesn't want it? And also: People don't buy art for their health.

Metaphysics Aren't Gentlemen

The brief presentation I gave in Tunis this week for the Fulbright conference left the audience, I am afraid to say, rather traumatized. It was not an unhopeful sign.

I very briefly outlined my reading of social distance in Bataillewhich naturally required a discussion of feces and Freud and difference's desiring-productionand the structuring role it plays in my present 'empirical' consideration. By the time I mentioned 'hierarchy of filth' in a question-and-answer exchange, gasps and giggles were elicited.

I was later approached by a number of graduate studentswho are themselves in the throes of navigating Theory's use-value in both their own research and in social science on the whole interested in the audacity of (1) presenting a theory of subjection and diachronic humanization purportedly 'over-the-heads' of audience-members and (2) a methodology hostile to verifiability pretensions. The response I gave to the first concern is that no one deserves to be subjected to a writing or talking down. The discussion addressing the second concern ultimately arrived at a point where the conversation stressed the importance of surpassing Theory's overwrittenness.

'Bad Theory' abounds, especially in the banal and tired overtures to Foucault and Said (both of whom are, in multiple senses, overwritten at this point) passing for engagement with post-structuralism so often. The conclusion drawn from the post-presentation conversations was that blank stares in an audience of would-be social scientists is indeed a necessary sign.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Positively Gaudily

Amid fanfare and deferential treatment that have performed the seemingly impossible feat of transforming Manhattan into some thirteenth century eastern French village, it is worth remembering that beyond the gold jewelry and God-awful sixteenth century art lie a man and an institution that continue to hold sway over a not-insubstantial share of a billion people. And I do not mean to detract from the brilliant and agreeable rhetorical turns offered by the pontiff—the Church badly needed some good stateside spin.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Paglia, Bloody Paglia

Despite her probable hostility to what we might call Parole's 'originary drive,' Camille Paglia made a serious contribution to the American scene in the nineties. I write of her more in form than substance. I liked her brashness and energy. Her critiques of Theory, simultaneously prolix and hyperbolic, were ill-considered -- but they were amusing. Her critiques of academic decadence and the faculty-conference complex even showed a bit of sagacity. Her treatment of camp - her writing revels in allusions to 'The Women' and Joan Crawford and 'Valley of the Dolls' - was exhilarating. She was a flashy presence and very much a guilty pleasure. Besides, does New Criticism not also deserve its flamboyant champions?

So where is she now? Well, she's teaching at Philadelphia's University of the Arts. She's still around, to be sure. Break, Blow, Burn, her close readings of a creatively chosen forty three poems was wonderful. (Less so was the Theory-bashing introduction.) She also writes a monthly column for Salon every second Wednesday. She and Drudge are mutual admirers, and the latter usually posts a link to her columns and occasional newspaper op-eds.

No, the problem is not that Paglia is 'off' the scene, but rather that she has been 'on' it for some time now and has evidently run out of things to say. What she does say, meanwhile, she has said before. Again and again: 'Post-structuralism is a plague.' 'The Ivy league is too cushy.' 'Students need technical training.' 'Madonna is a robot.' Paglia may as well have borrowed Danielle Steel's automatic writing machine. Her Salon columns simply repeat these same points - which were not even particularly numerous to begin with - over and over, as if on cue. Meanwhile, with repetition comes responsibility: You run the risk of running your arguments into the ground. She has done this and then some.

Even taken on their own terms, Paglia's major points of contention are surprisingly anachronistic: No college is, at this point, a stranger to demands for a more 'technical' or 'practical' curriculum (opposition to which accounted for part of the Summers controversy). Her analyses - which almost without exception rely upon (and usually also explicitly call for) - a foundationalist theoretical architecture are not so foreign any longer either. With the rise and increasing ambition of evolutionary biology (and the media's eagerness to publish the news of each 'genetic discovery'), we now have similar ideas bandied about in the garb of 'scientific' authority.

The other Paglia problem is productivity. She is simply not sufficiently prolific. 'But writing requires time, and I do give it time,' Paglia once remarked, in a rare understatement. This is especially damning given her critiques of moribundity in academia. Her only regular output is twelve 2,500-word Salon columns a year. Considering that in at least three of these she is simply responding to readers' letters, these could not possibly amount to a large drain on her energy and 'resources.' Her last significant publication before Break, Blow, Burn in 2005? A slim entry on The Birds for the British Film Institute in 1998.

The long-promised (or, dare I say, threatened) sequel to Sexual Personae has taken on the near-mythic status of Foucault's final volume on 'the history of sexuality.' Whether it was ever really fleshed-out is beside the question: It looks as though it will never see the light of day. The probable reason for this is significant. After an initial Yale Press roll-out with little fanfare in 1990, Sexual Personae became a sort of cult hit, mostly for its thumb-to-the-teeth attitude toward 'political correctness' (my, how banal that kampf seems at present). When journals and the (comp) literati actually got around to publishing reviews of the book, the verdicts were not charitable. Recalls Paglia on that period: 'But when Sexual Personae started to get publicity, which was almost a year later after it was published, it started to get viciously attacked. And I counterattacked!' What happened next is well-known enough at this point.

Paglia is clever enough, then, to realize - particularly in light of the special place she seems to occupy in the hearts of many reporters and editors - that the publishing of the follow-up volume to the book that made her reputation would be accompanied by a good deal of chatter. If the second tome were to follow the foundationalist structure of the first - and we have no reason to doubt that it would - the academic reviews would be scathing. They would, moreover, probably have the unhappy effect of encouraging an unflattering reconsideration of the volume's predecessor. The procateuse, then, has much to lose.

In urging a more engaged and, lacking a better word, fruitful Paglia, one might refer to her 1991 speech at MIT, where Paglia excoriated Susan Sontag for wallowing in 'the novel,' all the while allowing her potential as a nouveau champion of camp to wither away. While Paglia is no doubt a stimulating pedagogue, we might do well to wonder whether her daily energies might be better employed outside of the classroom proper. She is a public intellectual more than she is a serious intellectual - and there's nothing wrong with that. So can't we call for a bit more agitation in the public square?

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Dubai's Condo Art Underbelly


Monde Arte in Dubai's Mall of the Emirates

These sorts of things do, one supposes, almost universally accompany real estate booms.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Specter of Islam [Drudge Likes You Scared]


Always looking out for The Church, Drudge is trying to connect a demographic shift to, um, a would-be 'terrorist'? Oh Matt, if only the Vatican weren't performing so poorly against the Pentecostals in Latin America. [Note: I attended a Spanish-language Pentecostal Sunday service in Los Banos, California, a few years ago. The church - whose congregation consisted entirely of Hispanic ex-Catholics - exerted a great deal of energy refocusing congregant efforts away from 'the saints' and the Virgin Mary toward more Protestant concerns (read: the Devil and lack of faith). There was also much glossolalia.]

Maxim is a Textbook

Less to the fantasies of young American men than it is to their various pathologies. Take, for instance, Maxim editors' decision - in a magazine ostensibly geared toward titillation - to publish a list of women whom they had determined to be the 'unsexiest' women alive. The list should be understood as an entry in the long chapter of a fixation on the part of young males with women determined to be ugly - a fixation manifested in baseball players' use of the 'slump buster' and, certainly, in trope and feature of much fraternity house banter.

What can we draw from all this 'unsexiest' business? For one thing, we can begin to discern the interdependence and proximity of disgust and lust. Both, it seems, are libidinous. In that sense, a magazine dedicated to titillating young men is not exactly deviating from that end when it publishes a list - along with supposedly cringeworthy bodily descriptions - of a supposedly sad selection of the female specimen. The libidinous fixation with 'ugly women' would appear to stem from the twist in sexual power relations presented by such women - in the minds of these men, that is: They are thought to be vulnerable and damaged and deserving of punishment and humiliation. The specter of the 'ugly woman' would, it seem, be a sort of caricature of the already existing notion of any other woman for these men. The will to rape would stem from the same structure of arousal.

The humiliation - the spreading - of women across the magazine's pages thus fulfills a need: It answers to the call of an originary terror. That is, the terror of powerlessness.

In Maxim's proclivity for the bizarrely disembodying inspection of each intricacy of the female body - both in word and image - we can discern the terror of aesthetic powerlessness: '23 pounds of Funyun fudge' and 'Barbaro-faced' were among the piece's descriptions of its honorees. Most of Maxim's young male constituency is in the throes of expanding torsic girth and quickly receding hairlines. They are, meanwhile, preparing for the long American corporate slog. Most of these men will not marry women deemed to be beautiful.

It is perhaps enough then that they can get off on the 'ugly' ones.

Icky Word of the Day


"Classy." Brings shudders down the spine, wouldn't you say?

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Did Andrew Sullivan Marry the Wrong Man?

Sullivan, whom I love not despite but because of his faults, has turned The Daily Dish into an Obama lovefest. Suddenly, everything connects back to Obama. Every event, every speech, every excuse to post a photo of the fetching would-be nominee is up and running at the top of The Dish. Frankly, it is not altogether pleasant to watch a very clever writer become so consumed by - and, regrettably, uncritical of- a politician. A politician.

We all know the feeling. It is, in fact, a natural feeling. We discover something new - say, a person for whom we seem to have feelings that can be characterized in no other way than 'libidinous' - and we can't help but discuss (or proselytize, dare I say) in regards to this person and his various virtues. Suddenly, everything - both in thought and conversation - connects and leads back to said person.

Certainly, Obama is a very promising candidate. And it's fine to have a crush on him, ok Andrew? But perhaps we ought to let good manners get in our way once in a while. We wouldn't want to become bores now, would we?